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Upon surveying the wreckage of what had so recently had been
St. Tancred's Home for the Psychometrically Indigent, Police
Constable Stoatwobbler discovered - in a partially incinerated
tea biscuit tin - the following documents. While the truth
behind these enigmatic notes may never be known, private inquiries
made by PC Stoatwobbler indicate they are the work of the
Baron P. X. Jones-Buntwickett. The Baron having been committed
for 37 years to the institution for various indiscretions
committed which led to the lamentable Mutton Tariff Riots
of '08. It is believed the object of these communiques was
one Mrs. T. Muffleston of west Highgate. Mrs. Muffleston was
unavailable for comment.
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