Legnog Frequently Asked Questions

  1. Are you done with that sandwich?
  2. Spare some change?
  3. If that's your hand ... who's behind us?
  4. Huh?
  5. You wanna knuckle sandwich, Pater?
  6. Wanna see how I can make the monkey's eyes bug out?
  7. You're not a real nun, are you?
  8. Is liquid supposed to be seeping out there?
  9. You gonna finish that last slice of pizza, or can I have it?
  10. How many times do I have to tell you?
  11. Who's a good boy? Who's a goooood boy?
  12. Você quer um passeio do prazer, sailor?
  13. How many monkeys can you comfortably fit into your mouth?
  14. Paper or plastic?
  15. Whuh?
  16. Anyone ever tell you you look like Jack Webb?
  17. How do I print?
  18. Is that your bag of suet?
  19. Have you been checked for any communicable diseases?
  20. First time, big boy?
  21. Did you know that you have chocolate smeared all over your mouth?
  22. You lose a bet?
  23. Is this your scarf?
  24. Tornados are funny, ain't they?
  25. Are you a real lumberjack, or just one of those hangers-on?
  26. What's 2 + 2?
  27. Are your stereo speakers optimally placed to deliver high-quality playback, as well as a "surround sound" experience?
  28. Are you related to Meg Ryan?
  29. Aren't you going to mail that letter?
  30. Do you know who Gary Fraser is?
  31. What's the answer to problem 4?
  32. Are we on the air?
  33. This isn't real monkey fur, is it?
  34. Do you have an available USB port?
  35. You blew up that plane, didn't you?
  36. Towel, sir?
  37. You do know that the object of golf is to get the lowest score, don't you?
  38. You buyin', or just lookin'?
  39. Which wife today, Sire?
  40. Did you know there was a surveillance camera pointed at your desk?
  41. Guilty or un-guilty?
  42. Do midgets scare you as much as they do me?
  43. Why do they shout for more of your accordion playing?
  44. You didn't shake that sno-globe, did you?
  45. Did you run over our child?
  46. What's this cable for?
  47. Do you know if this raft is made out of real wood, or some sort of laminate?
  48. Did you leave the oven plugged in?
  49. Is that ceiling tile in your hair?
  50. Do you feel like someone's watching us?
  51. Which speaker is the blown-out one?
  52. What's your favorite radio station?
  53. Which chapters did you author?
  54. How many bullets left in this thing?
  55. Now you're not the Peggy Lee, are you?
  56. Can you make an exact duplicate of this Renoir by tomorrow morning, 8 A.M.?
  57. You pretty wifey-wifey?
  58. Did you forget to wipe?
  59. Did you plug this in wrong?
  60. You did remember to get the oil changed before we left this morning, right?
  61. How in the world did you ever escape?
  62. Who let you in here?
  63. Wanna see how many press-ups I can do?
  64. Too loud?
  65. Did it say 5 tablespoons, or 5 teaspoons?
  66. How many human bones does it take to make a quality record player needle?
  67. Did you swallow that parakeet whole?
  68. Did we build the cupola upside-down?
  69. Smell this before?
  70. Is your head shrinking?
  71. You don't actually live there, do you?
  72. What could they possibly be doing in there?
  73. Did you want to leave a message for the Pope?
  74. How much for me an' my friend here?
  75. Which one is the glass eye?
  76. Didn't you forget your entree?
  77. Are we in Mexico yet?
  78. Is it okay if the homunculus isn't completely animate?
  79. Ever seen Billy Jack?
  80. What are the ingredients of that yellow stuff they put on movie popcorn?
  81. How can I get me some of that Internet?
  82. Can you feel that?
  83. Baby love Bubba?

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