If you've ever checked out any Japanese products, you may have noticed that the products sometimes include outrageous English text on the package. Apparently, Japanese product manufacturers include Western lettering on their packaging to make it seem more attractive. However, as you may have noticed, their command of the english language is less than exact.

Inspired by these products, we humbly present the Japanese product generator. A randomly named product will be shown, along with some representative advertising copy, guaranteed to make you want to buy the product.

Ready? Let's go!